Playlist: White Christmases Are Overrated.
I was never much of a fan of the Home Alone movies. In Home Alone 2, I could not for the life of me understand why the asshole little kid complains about going to Miami for Christmas. Like, DUDE. It’s MIAMI. You’re going on VACATION and it’s WARM there. I was, and still am, a-ok with the idea of sacrificing a “real” snowy white (read: fucking freezing) Christmas for a...
After hearing a NKOTBSB commercial on the radio...
Dad: Wow, what is this, the 80s? You're telling me Joey Fatone and Justin Timberlake are gonna be there?
Me: No, because they're NSYNC.
Dad: Oh...well what are these groups then?
Me: New Kids On the Block and Backstreet Boys.
Dad: Are either one of them the black guy from The Sing Off?
Me: That would be Boyz II Men...
Dad: I give up.
Recap: Glee S2E10, A Very Glee Christmas
Glee: I watch so you don’t have to! You know, it’s kind of hard to make fun of this show when it decides to be all, “actually good”, and like, strike a good balance between sentimentality and humor, and stuff. But such is life. —————————————————————————————————- A Very Glee Christmas, or, How the Grinch Stole A Charlie Brown Christmas Carol on 34th Street: An Attack on Secularism...
Recap: Glee S2E9, Special Education
This week’s script was tragically lost to the world when it slipped in a puddle of grease left behind by Mr. Schu’s hair and fell into a port-a-potty that got rolled off of a cliff, never to be seen again. The Irrational Competition Between Groups Whose Only Common Trait Is Sometimes Singing Things (a.k.a. Sectionals) was canceled. Thus, this week, our heroes were forced to compete in a different...